Ode to a Customer Service Fail on the Border

When I help you write a book, I hope it becomes a movie. Even if it’s non-fiction.

If you like Nicholas Sparks I hope you learn to write just like him.

I love quick questions . . . no matter how long they take.

The last minute isn’t as good as the first minute, but it’s better than not trying at all.

I trust your motives.

If I offer a special, I hope you bring the whole neighborhood–and your entire family, for generations in both directions.

If I confuse you by changing things, I promise to help sort it out.

If you don’t have any idea what you want, great! That’s my job.

I love the sounds of children playing.

. . . and I sure as shootin’ hope someday Oprah recommends your book. Or mine. Or both!

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