Do You Like Bacon?

Hillbilly marriage proposal.

Yes. The answer is yes.


I hope that you like pancakes
and I hope that you like eggs
cause I kinda like your big blue eyes
and I know I like your legs
there’s method to this madness
and hunger in my plan
I wanna fix you breakfast
every morning if I can

do you like bacon?
cause I like bacon
I hope that you like coffee
cause I do
I hope you wake up hungry
every morning just like me
cause I wake up hungry every day
for you

crispy waffles
or fried potatoes
either one’s a winner
picking one and you sorta lose
maybe we can find a way
to mix ’em both together
our famous tater waffles
will mean no one has to choose


I’ve got this recipe
for brussel sprouts
now hang on, hang on, hang on
just hear me out
cut ’em up and blanch ’em quick
towel ’em off a bit
fry ’em up in bacon grease
and crunch away your doubt


beer is not traditionally
a breakfast food
but you know what Emerson said
about little minds
quesadilla with two fried eggs
homemade salsa and lime
shot of tequila and a beer
it works all kinds


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